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[Lithium]

Приходит мальчик 4-х лет из садика и говорит отцу:
- Пап, хочешь, я расскажу тебе стишок? Только надо, чтобы ты хлопал в ладошки.
- Хорошо, сынок, я похлопаю.
Папа начинает хлопать в ладоши, а мальчик залезает на стул и начинает читать:
- За*бали комары, за*бали мошки, и какой-то пид*рас хлопает в ладошки.

[Саш_а]

Едет блондинка (Б.) на авто. Тормозит её гаишник (Г.) и с вопросом:
Г. - Ваши документы?
Б. - Что?
Г. - Ваши права?
Б. - Что? Что такое "права"?
Г. - Э-э, это такая штучка, где Ваша маленькая фотография есть.
Б. - А! Поняла!
Кидается к сумочке и даёт ему маленькое косметическое зеркальце. Тот берёт, смотрит и, возвращая, говорит:
- Ну, что ж Вы сразу не сказали, что Вы - милиционер.

[Berin]

Внучка 4-х лет спросила у деда: - Что у тебя в трусах?
На что дед ответил: - Конец любви и два мешка воспоминаний!

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